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  • Twitter Lists

    I got excited when I logged on to Twitter today.

    It’s the beta of Twitter Lists.

    Basically, lists are a list of people you want to see.

    They have the concepts of Followers and Following.

    Here’s a screenshot:image

    Nice, Twitter.

  • Mafia Wars and a funny photo I have leveled up to level 9 on Mafia Wars (on MySpace).

    Otherwise, here's a funny photo:

    Linus Torvalds likes Windows 7, LOL!
  • Spamming Twitter... again! So, today I stumbled across this @reply which was by @AlysonMccarty, and also was unintended:

    So I expanded the URL using LongURL and guess what?

    ...it points to "SexyKat21's Blog".

    Also, a whole bunch more on your way: users wimping about it and more spam users:

    Holy shoot.
  • I created a Twitter client It's called perltweets, and yes, it works.
  • How many tweets are made within 5 minutes? 100,287 tweets are made every 5 minutes.

    I created 2 tweets within a 5 minute period, and the tweet IDs were 5127525520 and 5127625807. I subracted and that's the answer.
  • Mine!

    Mine!, originally uploaded by heather.

    It's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Geek quotes
    • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
    • If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
    • I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
    • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
    • Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
    • In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
    • Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
    • I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
    • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
    • The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
    • A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
    • Unix, DOS and Windows - the good, the bad and the ugly
    • A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
    • The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
    • UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
    • Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
    • C://dos
    • C://dos.run
    • run.dos.run
    • You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
    • JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
    • 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
    • Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive
    • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
    • There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
    • Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
    • It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard
    • Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
    • The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are
    • Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
    • The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
    • If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture
    • COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
    • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
    • LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses
    • The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program
    • Squash one bug, you'll see ten new bugs popping
    • Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
    • boast = blogging is open & amiable sharing of thoughts
    • We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again
    • Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
    • If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBO
    • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
    • Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut
    • Unrecognized input, get out of the class
    • Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
    • WinErr 547: LPT1 not found - Use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
    • Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
    • Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
    • Best file compression around: ...rm *.*“ = 100% compression
    • Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is ...c:> hack into fbi“
    • BREAKFAST.COM Halted - Cereal Port Not Responding
    • I survived an NT installation
    • The name is Baud - James Baud
    • My new car runs at 56Kbps
    • Why doesn't DOS ever say ...EXCELLENT command or filename!“
    • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    • Cannot read data, leech the next boy's paper? (Y/N)
    • CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
    • Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    • Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?
    • Windows: Just another pane in the glass
    • Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
    • RAM disk is not an installation procedure
    • Shell to DOS! Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS!
    • The truth is out there…anybody got the URL?
    • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
    • E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage
    • Help! I'm modeming and I can't hang up!!!
    • All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
    • Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
    • Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Mouse not attached. Please left click the 'OK' button to continue
    • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…
    • Press every key to continue
    • Helpdesk: Sir if you see the blue screen, press any key to continue. Customer : hm.. just a min.. where's that 'any key'..
    • Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!
    • Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources
    • To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
    • (001) Logical Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
    • Clinton:/> READ | PARSE | WRITE | DUMP » MONKIA.SYS
    • (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
    • Computers can never replace human stupidity
    • A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)
    • (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
    • Bugs come in through open Windows
    • Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun
    • Unix is user friendly - its just selective about who its friends are
    • Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
    • Bell Labs Unix - Reach out and grep someone.
    • To err is human, to really foul up requires the root password.
    • Invalid password : Please enter the correct password to (Abort / Retry / Ignore )
    • FUBAR - where Geeks go for a drink
    • I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore
    • Scandisk : Found 2 bad sectors. Please enter a new HD to continue scanning
    • Black holes are where God divided by zero
    • Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
    • Thank god, my baby just compiled
    • Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output
    • Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
    • Zap! And there was the blue screen !
    • Please send all spam to my main address, root@localhost :-)
    • MailerD(a)emon: You just received 9133547 spam. (O)pen all, (R)ead one by one, (C)heck for more spam
    • A: Can you teach me how to use a computer? B: No. I just fix the machines, I don't use them
    • PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days
    • 1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist
    • 1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied
    • Error message: ...Out of paper on drive D:“
    • If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
    • A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
    • ...Mr. Worf, scan that ship.“ ...Aye Captain. 300 dpi?“
    • Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
    • Shout onto a newsgroup : It echoes back flames and spam
    • Firewall : Intruder detected. (A)llow in (D)eactivate the firewall
    • Real programmers can write assembly code in any language
    • Warning! Perl script detected! (K)ill it , (D)eactivate it
    • Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?
    • Helpdesk: Sir, please refill your ink catridges Customer : Where can i download that?
    • All computers run at the same speed with the power off
    • You have successfully logged in, Now press any key to log out
    • Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try something else.
    • Sorry, that username already exists. (O)verwrite it (C)ancel
    • Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet
    • Shut up, or i'll flush you out
    • Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour
    • We are experiencing system trouble, do not adjust your terminal
    • You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes.
    • I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
    • Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway
    • Webhost livehelp: Sir you ran out of bandwidth, User: Where can I download that?
    • If Ruby is not and Perl is the answer, you don't understand the question
    • Having soundcards is nice, having embedded sound in web pages is not
    • My computer was full, so I deleted everything on the right half
    • You have received a new mail which is 195537 hours old
    • Yahoo! Mail: Your email was sent successfully. The email will delivered in 4 days and 8 hours
    • I'm sorry for the double slash (Tim Berners-Lee in a Panel Discussion, WWW7, Brisbane, 1998)
    • Ah, young webmaster, java leads to shockwave. Shockwave leads to realaudio. And realaudio leads to suffering
    • What color do you want that database?
    • C++ is a write-only language, once can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them
    • As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
    • earth is 98% full, please delete anyone you can
    • A typical yahoo chat room: ...A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out..“
    • When someone says ...I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done,“ give him a lollipop
    • Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue
    • Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
    • NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands
    • Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives !
    • NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one
    • JavaScript: An authorizing language designed to make Netscape crash
    • How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
    • Yes, friends and neighbors, boys and girls - my PC speaker crashed NT
    • root:> Sorry, you entered the wrong password, the correct password is 'a_49qwXk'
    • New linux package released. Please install on /dev/null
    • Quake and uptime do not like each other
    • Unix, best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038
    • As you well know, magic and weapons are prohibited inside the cafeteria — Final Fantasy VIII
    • Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labo
    • Unix is the only virus with a command line interface
    • Windows 95 makes Unix look like an operating system
    • How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
    • God is real, unless declared integer
    • I'm tempted to buy the slashdot staff a grammar checker. What do they do for 40 hours a week?
    • Paypal : Please enter your credit card number to continue
    • It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions
    • Please help - firewall burnt down - lost packet - reward $$$
    • If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
    • Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle
    • Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption
    • Norton: Incoming virus - (D)ownload and save (R)un after download
    • I had a dream and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
    • You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
    • C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void
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